Fabio Capello has done a fantastic job as England coach and has shown his class with several, lets say, unconventional situations. England was one of the first countries to qualify for the World Cup and look destined for a deep run in the tournament.

Capello has done a great job preparing the squad and players like Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard are ready to take on the world.

So why does Fabio “Discipline” Capello look worried?

For those that have been living under a rock fasten your seat belts.

Ashley Cole has separated from his wife Cheryl Cole after X-rated photos of him surfaced in the hands of adoring, big-breasted models. Cheryl has been living in a London hotel and the couple are definitely facing troubled times. Nothing like a woman scorned just before a major tournament.

To add to Capello’s pain, Ashley Cole regarded by most as the best left back the country has to offer broke his foot against Everton. While in hospital, he admitted to taking the photos with his mobile phone.

This is the second time Ashley has been caught fooling around. In January 2008 hairdresser Aimee Walton claimed she had engaged in some drunken fun with him.

With all this going on, Capello better find a replacement for Ashley in case things go pear shaped.

Hang on a minute!

I know what you’re thinking. Wayne Bridge is the number 2 left back for England.

Oh dear.

Preparation for the World Cup is crucial with fitness, strength and organization being the key. Wayne Bridge publicly refused to shake john terry’s hand before their clash and has claimed that he will not go to South Africa with the England squad.

So what has Wayne been up to?

The Manchester winger has been drowning his sorrows with beer and ciggies in Miami of all places with a flock of women. Looks like his recovering and might have a change of heart.

John Terry continues to receive abuse from the England faithful and the jitters and boos continue to haunt him. Surely this will affect his form leading to South Africa. Carlos Tevez also added salt to the wounds by claiming Johnny would have been killed in Argentina for his sins. Sounds a little dramatic but no one needs reminding of the Andres Escobar shooting in Medellin.

In a nutshell, Capello has stripped Terry of his captaincy and has no proven left back at International level. The majority of the fans want to kill Johnny and Wayne Bridge is partying in Miami.

What else could possibly go wrong?

Well, according to EuroSports and the beauty of Sky television, the Football Association has released a statement claiming that the England team was secretly recorded before the Egypt game.

The recordings range from player conversations to tactical discussions of the coaching staff. Good times.

On a positive note (sarcasm), England has two more matches before travelling to South Africa for the biggest prize football has to offer.

Can Capello hold the England team together?

The England squad will be named on May 16 and his final 23 will be unveiled June 1.

For the recorded discussions go to

www.england-has-no-chance-of-winning-the-world-cup.com (giggle)

You pressed the link didn’t you?

“May the winds of destiny blow you to the stars.”

When you hear names like Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King, Eleanor Roosevelt and Mao Zedong you conjure up images of great leaders with influence, stature, passion and integrity.

What about William Wallace and Alexander the Great? These two warriors had the ability to lead men to victory and inevitably their honourable death.

To be a great leader you must be honest, display sincerity, integrity and candour in all your actions and you must inspire trust.

Can someone please tell me who is the captain of England?

Who is going to lead England into The World Cup?

Could it be Dad of the Year, john terry? (Yes, I know his name should be in capitals but not for this post.)

Unless you’ve been living under a rock the English tabloids have been going nuts over the affair of john terry with French model Vanessa Perroncel, 28. What seems to amaze me is that Vanessa has a four-year-old son with Wayne Bridge, a former teammate of johns and best friend might I add.

Terry lives with devoted wife and childhood sweetheart Toni Poole and their 3 year old twins. Could this get any messier?

Yes it can!

The affair was exposed when the captain of England failed to gag the media.

Gag the media?

So much for trust, honesty and integrity.

Although the model denies the allegations, john terry has ADMITTED cheating with Bridge’s lover and forced her to sign a confidentiality contract.

Aaaargh john, you’re a vision of trust and honour.

John earns a whopping 170,000 pounds a week and has million dollar endorsements with Samsung, Umbro and Nationwide. To say life on planet terry is good would be an understatement. Captain of Chelsea, captain of England, beautiful family and million dollar contracts, what more could you ask for?

Wayne Bridge and John Terry were teammates but they were also best friends. How could you Johnny? The unwritten rule states,

Thou shall never touch another players wife, girlfriend, partner, lover.

When Wayne was questioned about the affair he replied with no comment and was only interested in the welfare of his son. Devastated by the scandal, Bridge is now contemplating quitting the England squad.

If you’ve been following this scandal for a while, more and more women are coming forward admitting to having an affair with johnny. The missus has even been reported saying,

“This is the last straw, I’ve put up with this for 10 years.”

After years of running around with your penis out you still managed to have sex with your best friends girlfriend. Most lads, friends and even associates would never cross this line. Hell, I’d rather jam a pen in my eye before I would even contemplate this kind of behaviour.

What’s that?

French Lingerie model?

Big deal, john terry is bigger than life and could have any model in the world.

Why his best friend?

Why his teammate?

So the question still remains, should john terry captain England in the World Cup?

In the High court, terry’s associates explained,

“Freedom to live as one chooses is one of the most valuable freedoms”.

My response to that,

Fuck you john terry! Never your best mate or teammate.

Hope you watch the World Cup from the television set you disgrace.

Final note to Fabio “the master of discipline and success” Capello, don’t ruin your reputation and your chances of winning the world cup. Don’t just strip him of the captaincy get rid of him. A team divided will never succeed.

John Terry

Trust 0/10

Integrity 0/10

L/ship 0/10

Human 0/10

Soccer Player, WHO CARES

Last but not least, where is the apology? Where is the press conference and the apology to your best friend, your wife, your kids and your country.